"You have a Sith Lord on your butt!!"
"Your butt IS a Sith Lord!"
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"I didn't mean to hurt him. I was just playing with him!"
"He is NOT a toy MOM!!"
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"How about a little monkey butt in your eye!?!"
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Belle on Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade:
"You need to get me a pink Holy Grail Mom. My foot hurts me, Holy Grail will feel it better."
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Kids on Temple of Doom:
"I am sure it is just tomato soup inside a monkey head."
"Mom! her has to eat an eyeball soup! I won't eat a monkey brain or an eyeball soup! Aaaayyuck!!"
Comments (4)
It sounds like a toast - "here's a little monkey butt in your eye!"
LOL So freaking cute. Nerd kids are the best!
@madhousewife - For toasting my kids enjoy "Cheese to the God and the Planet" -- they hear the weirdest things I swear...
@glorycato - Yes well I am afraid their father would be disappointed in me if I wasn't raising them properly... It is a requirement that they enjoy Indiana Jones and Star Wars...They enjoy the movies and the Lego versions of the Wii games.
Okay, now I have to incorporate "Cheest to the God and the Planet" into my repertoire somehow.