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Thursday, 22 October 2009

  • overheard....


    "You have a Sith Lord on your butt!!"

    "Your butt IS a Sith Lord!"

    *******

     "I didn't mean to hurt him. I was just playing with him!"

     "He is NOT a toy MOM!!"

    *******

    "How about a little monkey butt in your eye!?!"

    *******
    Belle on Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade:

    "You need to get me a pink Holy Grail Mom. My foot hurts me, Holy Grail will feel it better."

    ******

    Kids on Temple of Doom:

    "I am sure it is just tomato soup inside a monkey head."

    "Mom! her has to eat an eyeball soup! I won't eat a monkey brain or an eyeball soup! Aaaayyuck!!"

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

  • this vent will contain unlady like language! Sorry.

    WARNING: This blog entry contains many curse words. Due to frustration I need to just let them out. You don't even have to read it. I apologize in advance for offending anyone.


    I am so sick of bullshit!! I am sick of all this fucking comeherecomeherecomehere.....goawaygoawaygoaway. I have put up with the bullshit far to long. KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

    You have got your panties in a twist about something at the moment. Get over it and be a grown up! At least TELL me what the hell is going on instead of these dumb middle school tactics!!

    If you want me to leave you alone, fine, no problem. Just fucking explain yourself first. I don't dig these turn arounds! Last time it broke my heart and made me sad this time I am just mad!

Friday, 02 October 2009

  • Game time! **EDITED**

    ****EDITED AGAIN****
    Here are the answers for those of you just dying to know, because I know you all are! Also because I have nothing better to do for the next 15 minutes till 9pm rolls around and I can start to use my free weekend minutes on my cell phone and start calling everyone I know. Look out!! I might call YOU!

    ****EDIT****
    I will give  you all one more day.. since I know how often you have thought of this game..the lines have been driving you crazy I just know it! Then I will tell you the answers tomorrow for those of you who might still be curious...

    ****end EDIT****

    It's time for a game!! Because I can! HA! Who cares if I have done this before because I am doing it now! You are all gonna play too!


    GAME NO. 1:
    Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
    Step 2: Post the first line (....) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
    Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
    Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
    Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

    GOOD LUCK!!

    1. Take heed, dear heart. Once apart, she can touch nor me nor you. .....She is my Sin - Nightwish... disappointed in a few of you here..the facebook crew got this one :)

    2. Raise high monolithic statues so fragile as they fall.  I am ever enthralled......Paper Airplanes - AFI

    3. My heart is racing, My skin is burnin' up, Hands are shakin', But still I can't get enough....Poison - Elise Estrada

    4. Its like your a drug, its like your a demon i cant face down....Addicted - Kelly Clarkson

    5. Kiss me, I love the bearded barley. Nightly beside the green green grass.  Good job Madhousewife! Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer

    6. Every time we lie awake, After every hit we take, Every feeling that I get, But I haven't missed you yet... I hate everything about you - Three Days Grace

    7. Suddenly something has happened to me while I was having my cup of tea...Animal Instinct - The Cranberries

    8. Slipping down a slide, I did enjoy the ride, Don't know what to decide, You lied to me... Get over it - Avril Lavigne

    9. In sleep he sang to me, In dreams he came, that voice which calls to me and speaks my name.   (well known but it is a special version by a band...not the original. will take credit for either though.) TLS it is Phantom of the Opera performed by Nightwish!

    10. Somewhere, far away from here, I saw stars, stars that I could reach (yeah) ... Sound of pulling heaven down - Blue October

    11. Please speak softly, For they will hear us, And they'll find out, Why we don't trust them... Conspiracy - Paramore

    12. I’ll seek you out,  slay you alive, One more word and you won’t survive... Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation

    13. Nothing compares to a quiet evening at home, I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard.. (this is a special song as well!! extra points to whoever gets this one!!).....CrushCrushFaint - Paramore and Linkin Park mash-up... It is totally awesome!

    14. Hello, Is there anybody in there, Just nod if you can hear me, Is there anyone home. Moo2u2 has guessed Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd! I have given her credit because they did it first but I was listening to Dar Willimas take on the song :D Well done friend!!

    15. I saw her yesterday, And I never felt a feeling like the one I felt today.... Every little thing - Hawk Nelson

    16. I wake up in the morning, Put on my face, The one that's gonna get me, Through another day...Naked - Avril Lavigne

    17. I don't patronize, I realize, I'm losing and this is my real life.... All to myself - Mariana's Trench

    18. I like your pants around your feet... I like the dirt that's on your knees.... TLS again!! Figured you out by Nickelback!

    19. I am exploring the inside, I find it desolate...I do implore these confines, now, as they penetrate, "recreate me".. Bleed Black - AFI

    20. Let me tell you about a girl I know, had a drink about an hour ago. redreh_esila you got it!! Date Rape by Sublime!!

    There are your answers!! Now you know!! And it is 9 o'clock now so I am gonna go use my phone now! CIAO!

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

  • Genital weight lifting..

    Because I enjoy a good giggle at the expense of others from time to time....

    So I was sitting in the car killing time at work during the night reading news articles on my cell phone. Pulled up "weird news" because I like weird. It's part of the job. Here is what I found. Thought I would share it with you all!

    Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

    Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

    Really I am not a cruel person that likes to laugh at others. But come on, if you are dumb enough to try to lift weights with that piece of your anatomy you deserve to be laughed at.

    Stuff like this makes me wonder what someone is thinking about when they decide to do something like this. "Hey! I wonder if I did ____ if it would make my penis bigger??"  Now guys.. (since I know I have so many male readers here) does it really matter? I know people say it does. But at what extent are you willing to go here? Far enough that you are willing to become a laughing stock of a local hospital? Or like this poor fellow here that ended up in the news? Is it really worth it for a little bit more in your package? This guy ended up with it being 5 times bigger then normal. Don't think it lasted though and if it did just how useful would THAT be? Not very because of the damage he did to himself.
    Mister you
    FAILED
    sounds like a Darwin Award winner to me!

Saturday, 05 September 2009

  • Libraries

    I was sent an article on my facebook page today that breaks my heart.

    This year, after having amassed a collection of more than 20,000 books, officials at the pristine campus about 90 minutes west of Boston have decided the 144-year-old school no longer needs a traditional library. The academy’s administrators have decided to discard all their books and have given away half of what stocked their sprawling stacks - the classics, novels, poetry, biographies, tomes on every subject from the humanities to the sciences.

    Welcome to the library. Say goodbye to the books.

    Can you even believe it??? A library with NO books!!

    Instead of a library, the academy is spending nearly $500,000 to create a “learning center,’’ though that is only one of the names in contention for the new space. In place of the stacks, they are spending $42,000 on three large flat-screen TVs that will project data from the Internet and $20,000 on special laptop-friendly study carrels. Where the reference desk was, they are building a $50,000 coffee shop that will include a $12,000 cappuccino machine.

    A $12,000 cappuccino machine!! Are you frakking kidding me!?! At a prep school?? Crazy. My car isn't even worth that much money!  Yet here these high school aged kids can have coffee made on a $12,000 machine while they are NOT reading books.

    What will they be reading you ask? they have spent $10,000 to buy 18 electronic readers made by Amazon.com and Sony.   Really?? 18? Exactly how many kids go to this school? I guess they assume parents will buy these reader thingies? Since they are prep school kids then they must have more money then the rest of us, right? It's like right out of Star Trek huh? Where they read pads instead of books. But I have seen Captain Picard and Captain Janeway read ACTUAL books! In the 24th century Star Trek world they value a BOOK. I value the feel of a book! The smell of the it and the way you have to turn the pages. You feel like you are IN the book.


    But according to this article they are keeping some books. Get this: a few hundred children’s books and valuable antiquarian works.  INSANITY I tell you.

    This breaks my heat terribly. It is like watching books burn or watching them be put on the banned list! I worked at the public library in my town for 3 years till I had too many kids at home to care for. It was the best job I ever had!


    Now I have the pictures of my hair I said I would post yesterday. The pink ended up being a thin layer on the top instead of looking like the streaks I was going for. But that is okay with me. It's all good. Have a look.


    Here is a before shot from earlier in the summer.



    After shots, taken this morning on my back porch.





    I think I am done trying to go lighter with my hair for a while! I think the black is cool!! I have just the right skin tone for that!